why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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