I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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