So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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