Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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