I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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