Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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