Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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