I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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