You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Randomize
