just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Are we in a gay sports bar?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what day is it and did you see me today?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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