drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
