jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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