We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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