# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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