My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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