We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Fuck appropriateness.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
