He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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