its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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