There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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