Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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