bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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