I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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