You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
