so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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