why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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