The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's like iHOP with fire
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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