Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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