i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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