would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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