I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Randomize
