Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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