im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I look excited, but its just a facade.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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