my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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