just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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