hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I FOUND THE LEGS
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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