i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish I only lived at night.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am spending my child support on dildos
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
