If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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