are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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