remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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