my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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