I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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