He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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