dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
tell me about the eggs
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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