i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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