Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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