You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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