I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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