Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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