Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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