so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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