More tranny stories later!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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