Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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