we're blogging at a bar
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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